I just want to EAT HIM!
He winks at me, makes funny metallic noises, looks at me through one of those piratey things for distance viewing (you know what I mean, they have a name I CAN’T REMEMBER!), curls up to sleep when I am inactive for a while, lifts up his head briefly to check whether I need him when I resume work and morphs into a motorbike before leaving at full speed.
Have you met Clippy, that cute Office Assistant thing? I now understand the Japanese and their tamagochis. He is ADORABLE!
Oh, and go here for Clippy’s special help and such. Thanks, Jay!
(There’s a cat marking my laptop in such a devoted way the screen is now horizontal. Oh good, she’s finished. No, she’s visiting with mu face and I camn’t reallky see what I’«writing - Cat, tiume tp love me FROPM AFAR!
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This was Cat’s message to you.)
posted by Lioness @ 2:01 pm
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3 Comments:
hello, cat. (?)
I'm glad that I clicked the link.
Now that was funny.
Ah. Using my cat speak, that roughly translates to "Humans of the internet, go far away and let me be adored by my staff. Quickly now."
I could be wrong though. I know what you're talking about, the piratey things and now I can't remember. It's not a binocular...oh, wait, telescope? Right? I think that's it!
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