Wednesday, December 08, 2004

What's up Pussy Cat

I am an idiot. AN IDIOT!

I think I may have found part of the reason for my rampant insomnia last night (till after 9 am)[the rest is a secret]. I forgot to eat all day. I FORGOT TO EAT, how dementeder can I go? I only had a small bag of crisps. And guess what? It's almost 8 pm now and I'VE FORGOTTEN TO EAT TODAY AS WELL! *coughs up furball in disgust*

Oy.

S
omeone give me a huge *KICK* please. And drag me by the hair across the floor while you’re at it, I fully deserve it rough.

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8 Comments:

At 8/12/04 20:16, Blogger Noorster said...

How about force-feeding you?

 
At 8/12/04 20:29, Blogger brooksba said...

Lioness,

I can understand this one. I don't know if it was just that you were busy and forgot to eat, but I do it all the time. And I hate this fact. Then I realize it about 3 minutes before I want to go to bed and that's just not a good time to eat. I hope you remember today and going forward.

Beth

 
At 8/12/04 20:37, Blogger Viscondessa said...

Lioness, dear, believe it or not I have actually managed to recover from the forgetting-to-eat syndrome. Despite my behavior to the contrary all summer/fall. Here's why: I realized that the only way to maintain the ability to write and study all day long without finding myself veering into a total daze (and survive my currently emotionally roller-coasterish life situation) was to keep my blood sugar up. The difference when I DID eat regularly was so dramatic that I've decided there's just no reason to live otherwise. Despite our advanced age, Lioness, we CAN learn new tricks.

So here's what you can do, at least if you want to follow my example to happier, healthier living (yes, this is really the Viscondessa speaking). (1) Make sure there's snack food in your house. Lots of those little soy yogurts. Oranges. Apples. Peanuts. And yes, the beloved crisps. I'll even grant you Hagen-Dazs. Whatever you can eat really easily, without having to do so much as use the microwave or even put something in a bowl. (2) When you feel hungry, resist the urge to have a cigarette. They are appetite suppressants. Eat first, then smoke. (3) Keep an eye on the clock and make sure you eat SOMETHING every four hours.

If you do these things, I promise, even guarantee, that you will have more energy and better concentration, be less prone to mood swings (though what would we do without your mood-swing inspired rants?), AND sleep better. I'm actually falling asleep at midnight and waking up at 07:30 on a regular basis, imagine that!

And if this is just all too reasonable and pollyanna-ish, go ahead, I'll survive the virtual *kick*.

 
At 8/12/04 20:48, Blogger The Lioness said...

Well good bcs you're going to get it: *KICK*! Funny person, who are you and what did you do to my friend? Dahling, I don't have mood swings, my rants are shit-inspired, not swing-inspired (and I'm monogamic too), stop projecting you freak of nature! You will SO regret this post when you come, I'll be here to remind you of EVERYTHING. *grins placidly and Cheshire-like* Oh yes I will.

 
At 8/12/04 20:55, Blogger Viscondessa said...

Oh yeah? You just wait and see. I've reformed, I say, reformed!

 
At 8/12/04 21:09, Blogger The Lioness said...

And why you're NOT STUDYING I'll nnever know.

 
At 8/12/04 21:10, Blogger Noorster said...

Wait... is smoking supposed to suppress appetite?!? When did that happen?

 
At 10/12/04 00:44, Blogger CarpeDM said...

Silly Lioness.

You must eat. I need you to be somewhat sane. Especially since I'm not.

 

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