Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Note to Self

If you've been feeling poorly all day, revising following terms:

  1. Coprostasis
  2. Gagging
  3. Vagotonia
  4. Hypersialisis
  5. Intestinal auto-intoxication
  6. Halitosis
  7. Bloating
  8. Faecal impaction
  9. Faecaloid vomit
  10. Tenesmus
  11. Squirt diarrhoea

will help you none. Move on to fever or urinalysis or something equally nausea-friendlier.


At 24/5/05 20:42, Blogger Udge said...

My, what an unusual job you've chosen. I don't know whether "fascinated" or "horrified" best describes my reaction to the terminology; in any case I think I'll stick to programming :-)

At 24/5/05 22:39, Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

An old American saying goes, 'Study hard, and one day you may become president.'

That has since been disproven - actually, the opposite seems to be true.

At 24/5/05 22:58, Blogger Kristin said...

Ugh...glad my nausea is under control today or that list WOULD have me running for the bathroom. Enjoy your studying...ROFL.

At 24/5/05 23:42, Blogger Diana said...

Well, I could have told you THAT before hand! Makes the immunology seem downright soothing, right? Right? Well, maybe that is a stretch. Hang in there, honey.

At 25/5/05 08:22, Blogger D said...

So, how IS your cat?
Oh and BTW, make sure to wash your hands before dinner...

At 25/5/05 22:19, Blogger CarpeDM said...

Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

Thank you for reminding me how much I love my job. There's no vomit.

At 26/5/05 01:43, Blogger Candace said...

My favorite is "squirt diarrhea". I'm going to try to stick that into regular conversation all weekend.

At 26/5/05 05:29, Blogger Stacey said...

Simply scrumptious. ;)

At 26/5/05 10:21, Blogger brooksba said...

As DM said, "Thank you for reminding me how much I love my job." I would second the rest, but I've had to deal with vomit. Damn!

Hope the studying is going well. I miss you. Sending lots of love.



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