Because She asked and one does not disobey the Queen, especially when She can take us to their master

DM (and Beth, of course), for your pleasure:

Sunny Three

The Grooming Factory Line

[Look at Hum-Hum's tiny pink tongue!]

Bliss

I could eat her

Her too

Oh and the dog, they are all so cute!

Must fix hair, looks demented.

Bloody February.

Nether here

E., just now, looking at the cat curled up on the sofa with a very puzzled expression on his face:

E.: What is that? Is that her vagina or her bum?
Me: If anything, that'd be her vulva but -
E.: *panicked* WHAT?? She doesn't have a vagina??

[enter mirth]

E.: What?? In cats it's a triangle isn't it, that's the vagina. You know how it looks right? It goes like this: *makes descriptive hand gestures in all seriousness* Must I draw it for you?

[unmitigated mirth]

E.: What?? Why are you still laughing? Stop it. Stop laughing.

[miiiiiiirth]

E.: What are you writing now? Oh don't be childish.