Thursday, June 16, 2005

"I Kiss You!"

David has brightened up my day incommensurably!

[Hullo! This is Lioness' Lack Of Discipline speaking. She can't come to the phone right now, she is too busy NOT studying properly, ONCE AGAIN. She clearly overestimates the use of big words as a smokescreen.]

Please everyone, do yourselves a favour and go visit this bloke. Really, GO VISIT HIM, it's too delicious for words! Make sure you're not drinking or eating - and no, no human parasites involved, no worries. Just... Oh go see for yourselves and report back. Hysterical! UPDATE: he's working on another site. Wait him Pls!

I have been tagged w a book meme by Imshin and I know you want to know more abt the Moonlight Buttocks but I must bone up. Or pretend to. It really isn't going well, I suppose I'm just tired and unmotivated. We came back from the two-day mini break on the beach yesterday and now need a full week to recover from it, it was exhausting! Bloody cold Northern wind on day one, and too much beach on day two, we're knackered. The dog has barely been awake since yesterday evening and we could barely be bothered to eat. Can't wait for the full holiday.

On a sadder yet expected note, vomit/diarrhoea/colic/constipation are starting to lose their appeal. Sucks rock majorly, it does. Wake me up at the end of July please.

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13 Comments:

At 16/6/05 19:12, Blogger kari said...

I kiss YOU! For providing such a hilarious break in my monotonous day.

 
At 16/6/05 20:00, Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

Um, charming. Can't you just hear his voice? I think he's the grown-up version of the pen-pal I had as an adolescent, the one who wanted to talk to my father about my dowry after my first letter saying that I'm an American and wanted to practice my French. (He was in Morocco.) I remember he wrote, 'I KISS YOU.' Seriously. It freaked me out so much that twenty years later I still remember it. Clearly I didn't write him back. From time to time I dream that he is still writing me and I go back to the house we used to live in and all the mail is piled up. Letters. Packages. Camels.

Okay, so who wants to tell him that 'tenis' is 'tennis' and not a form of 'penis'? And what constitutes a 'nice' nude model? And what is so exciting about 'I live alone !!!!!!!!'? Is that something he should be proud of? Does that make him a great catch? Or is he advertising that his mother is not part of the package?

Most of all, who can resist a man who plays the accordion?

I, too, kiss you, Lioness, for this... revelation. And I thank God I'm married. To someone else instead of this 'Mahir.'

 
At 16/6/05 20:12, Blogger Diana said...

Yikes! He reminds me of a former patient in my resident clinic. He kept wanting to take me to dinner and give me things. He knew I was married and would add as an after thought that my husband could come, too. The writing is the way he would speak, save the references to nudes. I can still hear his voice. Now I'm creeped out. He's not alone in the world.

PS, glad you're back. The internet is not the same without you.

 
At 16/6/05 20:36, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I kiss you.
Please you want to come to turkey? fone me to this numbeer

+90 535 293 00 04

thank you to visit my personal page, I kiss on your page. visit me please!!

Mahir Cagri

 
At 16/6/05 21:49, Blogger treppenwitz said...

Glad you enjoyed the link. That one cost me a keyboard when I spit diet coke all over it at work while viewing it. The IT guys were not happy with me.

 
At 16/6/05 23:06, Blogger Savtadotty said...

Hmmm...I've never been to Turkey. Yet. And it's so close...Hmmm...

 
At 17/6/05 03:51, Blogger Candace said...

Oh, the world is so full of interesting people and things....just....wow.

 
At 17/6/05 03:56, Blogger Lord Chimmy said...

hahaha. I KISS YOU for that link.

Study up, don't forget to eat, and take a blogging break every once in awhile.

 
At 17/6/05 07:58, Blogger ontheface said...

WHAT a sexy guy! Must go to Turkey immediately - as soon as I manage to control my hysterical giggling.
Ani menasheket otakh.

 
At 17/6/05 10:26, Blogger D said...

Don't laugh at that guy! He looks like me! (xcept he's a foot taller than me)
And I will wake you up come end of July...

 
At 17/6/05 16:02, Blogger Rozanne said...

My suspicious mind immediately started thinking, "this guy can't be real." So off to Google I went. Guess what? He's real all right, and back in 1999 when he first put up his site, he became one of the Internet's first instant celebrities. His site made the e-mail rounds (where was I if I'm just finding out about him now?), his phone rang off the hook, he wrote a book, (recorded a CD, I think), and was invited to be a guest on David Letterman.

Nuts!

 
At 17/6/05 16:21, Blogger CarpeDM said...

And here I thought he was kind of hot. Might be the perfect boyfriend for me. Yeah. He's such a great guy with the whole living alone and everything and...

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm not quite that desperate. Yet.

I kiss you as well! That was hilarious!

 
At 17/6/05 18:56, Blogger JoeinVegas said...

Lioness, did you email him? Teach him Portugese or Hebrew (and maybe better Endlish)?

 

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