"Lioness in Underpants", courtesy of MSN

[This was an unlikely bedtime story and yet here it is. I was talking to LJ and he started spinning off this tale.]


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Lioness In Underpants - a true story
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Once upon a time
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there was a lionesss
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called Johnny
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Everyone knew her
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because of her name: Johnny
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Although she was a lioness, she actually used a lion's name
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This upset many of the lions who said:
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'Hey, she can't use that name; it's not right!'
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A lion called Johnny said that.
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He was most unhappy.
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'She's stolen MY name,' he growled.
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'And I am going to get it back.'
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Oh dear, what a pickle.
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Meanwhile, Johnny the lioness was preening herself in the sun and looking at her reflection in the nearby watering hole.
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'I am Johnny the lioness,' she said with a deep purr.
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'Johnny the lion can get lost,' she said smacking her lips.
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Johnny met with three other lions, each of whom was also called Johnny.
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‘She has called herself JOHNNY?’ roared one of the other Johnnies in disbelief and horror.
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‘That is against the Lions Law!’ roared another. ‘She cannot use a lion’s name because she is only a bloody lioness!’
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‘Why doesn’t she call herself Ethel, or something?’ asked another Johnny.
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to be continued . . .

[NOTE: if you're a Portie, you may think you now know my real name. MAybe part of it but - really you don't. HA!]