Bum[mer]
Have two long bruised welts/abrasions on each buttock.
They fit in w the last-few-days theme: a few good things but mostly RATHER BAD AND BLEAK AND INCESSANT DREAMING OF DEATH AND VIOLENCE MAKES FOR VERY POOR COLOURING IN THE MORNING. You'd not believe how I got the bruises/welts/abrasions, rather boring. Must go clothes shopping so no time to post, will say for now that God is most definitely to blame for my poor bum condition. OY.
posted by Lioness @ 1:26 pm
15 furballs
15 Comments:
Oy, indeed!
::hugs::
Happy shopping and never mind those of us wanting to know how those wounds happened, no matter how boring. (Like YOU are above guilt trips, dahling.) Bum(mer), indeed.
Um, wasn't lover boy being too energetic now, was it?
Oh, dear. That doesn't sound good. And you are wrong, must know every detail. Must.
Have fun shopping.
Am waiting with bated (baited?) breath for news on the injuries....
Ouch! You must share the story. Nothing could ever be boring.
Bruises on the arse you say? Do tell us that story. Hope you heal fast.
Poor thing! Get well! Cocoa butter and aloe vera can't go wrong! Ay yiyi, all my friends are getting ill...
I know who your face reminds me of!
http://twineandviolets.blogspot.com/2005/09/shout-out-to-lioness.html
so lucky!
Perhaps loverboy can kiss it and make it better...
I second the kissing better by the loverboy - perhaps he can massage some aloe into it too? :)
And since everyone enjoys a good trainwreck, I do hope you share the story :) Get better soon
Ah nothing you write is ever boring--I will wait :)
Bated, Misfit :)
chuckle... Zilchman took the words right out of my brain...
But poor, Lioness... you've have enough pain of late... hope your cheeks feel better soon with all the suggested ministrations of aloe, cocoa and ass kissing... at the very least you'll be smoothe and well-loved!
Let me guess... the Lioness wanted to kick ass at her krav-maga classes, but got her ass kicked instead :)
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