Kippur

I have loads of news but will not address any of it today. Today is all abt the Day of Atonement, and atone we must. Yom Kippur starts this evening, and I am getting ready to eat now and then wither and die. Not that I've ever [died from fasting, that is] [or even withered] but every year I become convinced that this is the year that fasting will drive me absolutely batty. I've spoken abt this bfr, it's not that I am not eating, it's that I am TOLD not to. How dare...!

*furball*

So, in the spirit of the holiday, I apologise if I've offended any of you, it wasn't willingly 95% of the time. The remaining 5%... Well, see my second post, I think it was. I truly am sorry that I reserve the right to be bitchy for that means I will eventually end up offending yet another batch of souls by stating that people who [insert as appropriate] and [insert as appropriate] are bleeding gits. If this was you, well, sorry abt that and may I suggest you stop reading or we will meet again next year.

Norway, I apologise for being forced to tell you to go to hell, you and the mare you rode in on, and for not even being bothered to explain.

This is a bit of a disgrace as apologies go - I apologise for that as well.

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[If you are the bleeding git who STILL HAS NOT GOT THE MESSAGE, Yom Kippur or not here we go: I am sorry you still have not got the message. I am sorry that you were vulgar and tried to blame it on me. I am sorry that you then wrote me an excruciating piece of filth and sent it to me hoping it would hurt. I am sorry that you don't seem to understand English but I will try again: STOP BOTHERING* me and my friends. I am sorry that you refused to listen when I abundantly said some things cannot be undone regardless of how much/to how many one whines post-act. I am sorry I no longer think you're a good person for good persons do not act the way you did and that I have therefore no desire to remain your friend. Buck up. BE GONE.

*Don't leave my friends comments; don't send my friends emails; don't leave me comments; don't leave me anonymous comments; don't leave my boyfriend anonymous comments; don't send me emails; don't send me postcards; don't send me letters. ]