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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lioness!

1. Lioness will always turn right when leaving a cave.
2. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lioness.
3. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Lioness.
4. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Lioness and compline!
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Lioness.
6. If you lick Lioness ten times, you will consume one calorie!
7. Lioness can use only about ten percent of her brain.
8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Lioness!
9. Lioness can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
10. Antarctica is the only continent without Lioness!

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1) , and yet she gets lost every time
2) but it tastes meaty
3) but she insisted on them wearing a sock
4) , this is her way of boycotting the Catholic Church since she can’t find the switch
5) because she doesn’t much care for ethnic art
6) and more than your fair share of phucking DNA
7) on a VERY good day
8) , she calls them Dozers. They're happy peanuts.
9) putting up posters against Kosher food
10) and it shall remain so bcs it’s too bloody cold for as long as global warming sees fit to keep ice more than a memory.

10.1.) Thinking of drowning bears and starving penguins is making Lioness feel ill and laika-ish all over again so this will be it. Lioness is fine but still very inadequate with words and reading and keeping up in general, plus Lioness has exams Mon, Tue, Wed, Fri; then Mon, Wed, Thur, Fri; then Mon, 2 on Tue, 2 on Wed, and Thur, and then maybe rinse and repeat – so, Lioness is out of here again, where it doesn’t feel as home as much as it should but this too shall pass [and there is that Kosher horror thing that needs to be discussed] and fortunately there’s no time to worry abt this so Lioness leaves you w a word from our sponsors:

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