What you should never do when you have a really bad migraine

Ring your friends to invite them to your birthday - and that needs to be done, migraine or no migraine, bcs you need to give them some notice - so you're using your adress book and after ST comes UV, even a tot would know that but not you, NOT YOU you stupid twat, you weren't thinking so you absent-mindedly flip the page and there in all its glory you see:

Uzi Saghi
Kibbutz Horshim
00972-3-9386###

And did you know that a robust crying fit will do nothing for the pain but increase it SO VERY MUCH? If you'll excuse me now, I'd go and kick myself but the throbbing is taking care of that so instead I'll just go and try not to puke my guts out.